Tuesday, May 13, 2008

My life

Because I'm fresh out of creative content, and I need to ease into my Tuesday...














And just to round out this randomness (cuz we've all been here before - some of us more recently than others!):

You're stressed when

You Know You're Too Stressed If...

  • You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

  • The Sun is too loud.

  • Trees begin to chase you.

  • You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

  • You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

  • You can hear mimes.

  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

  • You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

  • Things become "Very Clear."

  • You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

  • You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.

  • The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.

  • You and Reality file for divorce.

  • You can skip without a rope.

  • It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

  • You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

  • You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

  • You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

  • Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
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